Winters: Cycle 264: The Electoral Junior College

In recent news:

Winters is about to enter its Leadership Election period. For the uninitiated, our election process is basically the members continuously nominating Brantford for all of the positions in hope that he forgets to decline one of the nominations (Pro-tip: wait until he’s asleep on the final day of the cycle). Hudson uses a tactic where if you look like you know what you’re doing, you log into discord one day and realize you’re Leadership now. The Empire has kneeling competitions, we believe. Not entirely sure, but there’s definitely a lot of kneeling.

Elsewhere in the galaxy:

Leadership in the Alliance is purchased in a business transaction. Sirius Corporation selects their internal leadership by examining which of their researchers’ projects have the most promising returns. Followers of Archon Delaine choose their leadership by playing a big game of “1, 2, 3, NOT IT!” Pranav Antal believes that Leadership responsibilities and privileges should belong to everyone. And, finally: the EG Union’s Leadership is appointed after a democratic election against no opposing party.

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